Posted 2009-03-31 11:43 AM (#102495) Subject: Letter To The IRS
Elite Veteran
Posts: 1069 Location: MI.
I know this is off topic but I thought it was funny.....Gotta keep laughing.
Letter to the IRS
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Posted 2009-03-31 1:12 PM (#102504 - in reply to #102497) Subject: RE: Letter To The IRS
Extreme Veteran
Posts: 326 Location: Gallatin, TN
Thanks for the letter, I love it! In fact, I copied it and sent it to my state senator and representative. It's just as relevant at the state level as it is the federal level. While we don't have a state income tax in TN, yet, it doesn't hurt to remind those "in power" that enough is enough!
Letter To The IRS
