Posted 2008-03-03 8:33 PM (#78576) Subject: Public Service Announcement
Extreme Veteran
Posts: 368 Location: Georgia
dangerous substance
found in horse hair
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the
hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been
linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but boots
Reluctance to work except in support of a horse
Physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
Posted 2008-03-03 9:55 PM (#78579 - in reply to #78576) Subject: RE: Public Service Announcement
Expert
Posts: 1871 Location: NY
the national institute of health has also found this substance to affect men but in different ways- would rather be with a horse then home with( wife or girl friend) -- at work will think about horse in stead of work-- wears western shirts and cowboy boots-if you talk horse to him it should be western( trail riding ) this infection may began at an early age sometime at age 11 yrs .the health department said's do not try to separate the man form his horse or he could get violent or start singing a sad cowboy song
Posted 2008-03-04 10:28 AM (#78623 - in reply to #78579) Subject: RE: Public Service Announcement
Expert
Posts: 1989 Location: South Central OK
I'll remind all my fellow huntseat riders that loveduffy says they must talk about western things...I guess that ruins the USET except for the new reiners.
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