Just got this email from a friend and it's PERFECT! 

Subject: Taxes & Urine Test

Something sent to me.....interesting point of view though


Like a lot of people, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes
and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get
that paycheck. I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have
no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my
taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because
I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no
problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other
hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their butt. Could you
imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a
urine test to get a public assistance check.

Pass on if you agree

Amen Sister, I got one even better, what if they had to go to the unemployment office to pick up the check. That way if Sundowner or whoever needed a few extra employees that day, they could go on over and help them out. I know the wacky leftwingers will say what would you do with all the children, that creates another job someone watch the yardapes while Mom-Dad do a little work. Maybe with all this extra workforce then we could start working on the Illegal Imigration problem. Notice I did not call them migrant workers.

You tricked me right into that response didn't you Huntseat.

I agree.  A urine test would disqualify quite a few of them.

HWBar-  Glad to see someone not being "politically correct".  That stuff drives me nuts!!

HWBar, I guess I did trick you, love the mirgrant worker comment.

I'm laughing myself silly on the kids being called yard-apes...HILLARIOUS!

They do not drug test in my workplace, but I wish they did.  However, if you are injurred on the job and have to go to the ER, you have to be tested before you can return to work.

I work in a BUSY family restaurant which is famous for it's chicken-n-dumplins.   A few years ago, a dishroom worker (who was obviously high) swung a large bag of trash around in order to carry it like Santa's bag.  Well, the bag contained some broken glass which sliced the leg of a server who was nearby.  The server had to go to the ER and received 18-20 stitches and she had to be drug tested in order for Workman's Comp to cover her treatment.  The dishroom guy, however, was not tested or suspended or even reprimanded.

Now, I am not a sue-happy person at all but if I get injurred on the job by the carelessness of someone who is under the influence........I will own that place.

Just my 2 cents.

RIDE ON!

I think the person that got cut should have called the cops and pressed assault charges.

First yard ape very funny love that one .Second If you sue and win why would you wont to own a place  like that??  thred Urine test for goverment works ALL OF THEM.

BIRTH CONTROL