My friend Nero has bin skeered of horses since he was 10 cuz he had a runaway on his furst ride. We wuz celebratin his 40th birthday and me and Wilmer tolled him he needed to git over his feer of horses that all horses don't runaway. Well after a case of beer and 2 shots of cactus jooce ole Nero was reddy to try ridin agin. Wilmer tolled him he knowd whur ther wuz a gentel horse that woodnt runaway with him. We drove down to whur the horse wuz helped Nero outta the truck and helped him git on the horse. Well the horse started movin nice and slow. Ole Nero wuz smilin reel big when alla suddon the horse started goin faster. Nero pulls back on the rains but the horse got faster and faster and faster. Next thang you no ole Nero wuz on a full blowed runaway. We hollered to him to pull 1 rain whicht he did to no avale. He started hollerin at the  top of his lungs HELP SOMEBODY HELP ME. Me and Wilmer just stood ther watchin in horrer. Finely ole Nero leened over and put a bear hug arount the horses neck still screamin WHOA STOP SOMEBODY HELP ME.  Well a crowd starting gatherin arount watchin without doin ennything to help pore ole Nero when finely with all the ruckus goin on the super market manager came arunnin out and seen what was happenin and pulled the electric card outta the outlet to stop the horse. Pore ole Nero swares up and down we want never git him on a horse agin in his lifetime. Enny sujjestuns?

Horace,  You have a way with the english language

bbsmfg1 sez - change the power sorce from 110 to 440 give that horse some real power

wull as an ole feller i uset know wooda sed - thad'll make a vaper trail in his duggery dooz

Painted Horse

Thanx - i think

diablo gold- dont no whatcher sayin - to bad you din't have hoam skoolin in english langwidge lik i did maby i wooda knowed whatcher talkin bout