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Location: Home of Wild Turkey Whiskey | Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Jack again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
In a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the whiskey is still ok, try another
Cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
Of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
It loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.. Whatever you can
Find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
Over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Dack Janiel's and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
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Location: MI. |  Merry Christmas!........Too funny. |
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Location: Decatur, Texas | OMG, And I was trying to write this down before I looked at the entire post.... Good one! |
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Location: Rocky Mount N.C. | The "Wild Turkey 101" Christmas Cookie recipe is only half as long.... |
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Location: Iowa |  Good One. I'll have to send that one on.......... |
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Location: Minnesota | Ummmmm, I think I'll have double batch.
Edited by genebob 2009-12-23 6:55 PM
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Location: Florida | I Love JD! I thought finally a cookie recipe... Not! Thanks for the laugh. Happy Holidays All. |
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Location: Kansas | You can enjoy those cookies with a Minty Mistletoe-and this is a REAL drink! One shot each Bailey's Irish Cream and peppermint schnapps, fill glass or mug (can drink hot or cold) with chocolate milk. YUM! Be careful, they'll sneak up on you! |
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| Made a batch Wednesday evening. Just now woke up........ Think I might make another batch!! |
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Jack Daniels Christmas Cookies
