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Location: western PA | Surgeon Generals warning on horse hair
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair
This is a public service announcement.
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of
horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the
following symptoms in female humans:
· reluctance to cook
· reluctance to perform housework
· reluctance to wear anything but boots
· reluctance to work except in support of a horse
· physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this
substance,
be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive,
addictive, and may impair the ablility to use common sense.
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Location: Iowa | Right On Gard!! |
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Location: West Concord, MN |  LOL I totally agree with this. However Gard it is also found to effect some males also. |
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Location: Tucumcari NM | Very funny and oh so true!
Marla |
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Location: Corpus Christi, Texas | Sounds like my husband is writing under the "Surgeon General" pseudonym again.... |
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Location: Memphis, TN | My wife came down with this several years ago and there is no known cure......and I must say it is contagious, as I am afflicted and broke now too. But loving every day on the trail.  |
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Location: missouri | Wowee! I had no idea my husband had a ghostwriter! infact, I didn't know he even had a job anymore... the reason we women love horses so much is that they are so much cooler than humans. I don't ever want to imagine life without them. |
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Location: NY | I have this and I hope they do not find a cure for it |
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Location: ohio | That is true, I sure don't want cured from all those symptons or the white horse hairs all over my clothes either! |
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Surgon General's Warning........ Horse Hair
