If either John Sidney McCain III  or  Barack Hussein Obama II were President and they had to go out and pick out a horse trailer for this country... What type of horse trailer would each of them pick? This trailer is not for themselve, but for the people of this country of which they serve. Would it be a simple 2 horse, stock, steel bumper pull like alot of us already have. OR.... Would it be some gi-mongous LQ trailer with 4 slides, that you couldn't even get in and out of your driveway and need a Class 8 road tractor to pull it. Or would it be  something in between, like that of which alot of us already have. You don't have to name a brand, that would only start a pissing contest.

Example: steel, 2H, Bp, stock.

Example: Aluminum, 5 horse, 14'SW LQ, 3 slides, 6000W gen..

Then explain why you think "THE PRESIDENT" would pick this type of trailer "FOR US".

Conservative -VS- Liberal, what would it be? Think about it real good before you answer!!

P.S....I guess my "homey", John Edwards would be looking a LQ trailer with a "DOG HOUSE" on a slide out!!

I think Barrack Hussein Obama would have an European Union Built Bamboo Trailer, the process of making steel and aluminum leaves a very large carbon footprint so the choice of those two metals would be out. It would be held together by a bunch of Mexicans from the inside. It would have to be union built due to his stance on unions, the latest being that the union bosses should be able to come to your home and discuss you joining or not. It wouln't have any turn signals, that way you wouldn't know what "change" was coming next. Two reason it wouldn't be built in America 1. He thinks the European way of thinking is superior. 2. There won't be any American Manufacturers after he implements all his new "programs" and the trailer manufacturers get the tax bills to pay for said "programs". His trailer would have a Muslim owners manual, probley hidden somewhere in the walls, not out in the open where it would be noticable. It would have a CD player playing Barbara Striesand music. It would have a God Da*m Rev. Wright is my buddy bumper sticker. Of course it would be towed by a french poodle, sure it's not the right tow vehicle but it would appease the French. Also you would never see this trailer coming into a show, you would always see it retreating/leaving.

John Sidney McCains trailer would be an American Made steel  bumper pull trailer painted red white and blue, probley a little rusty in the corners, possibly with a few bullet holes in it. It would be rolling on American tires, and be pulled by an American truck, with Gen. Patton driving. Open the rear doors and you guessed it, it would be full of beer and Hooter girls. It would have an 8 track player blasting out "Cowboy" by Kid Rock. John's trailer would have a bumper sticker of Calvin Pissing on a diaper head. It would also always be seen storming into the show sideways, with a french poodle caught up in the wheelwell.

Quite the mental picture!  ROFL!

Hilarious, even if it wasn't meant to be!!!!

How about this one painted up Red, White and Blue!!!..... Already got gun barrel ports down either side!!

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After both candidates had time to read this thread they have both contacted me with request they would like to have on their trailers.

Barrack Hussien Obama has requested that we put some fancy white lace around the roof line of his trailer and cover the Rev. Wright Sticker with a Hillary 08' Sticker, as he is beginning to understand that working white women "ain'ta gonna vote for him" he also would like everyone to know that allthough his trailer was imported that he is "against free trade sometimes maybe" he also added that the french poodle got ran over by a rouge horse trailer the other day and he has replaced it with some transgender topless dancers from Nancy Pelosi's district.

John Sidney McCain also had some changes, he said "I can't believe you forgot about the bullhorns on the nose" and the "chrome bull b*lls hanging from the back" he said not to worry about Hillary she's been having an affair with Cheney and Bill has been dating some topless dancers that Barrack and Nancy Pelosi introduced him to.

Provide McCain with a lab and Obama with a chihuahua.

HWBar.... You going to install the LQ in Barack's trailer if he was to win?? I'm sure you would love to!!

McCain won't need a LQ, he'll be too busy working to lay down and rest.

Is that a Roy D. Barnes?

Yes it is!! Looks like a "Barbie" trailer, or something from the "Jetsons"!! Ain't it cool!!

http://www.horseclicks.com/trailers/1szfkl/

http://www.horsetrailerworld.com/home/trailerdetail.asp?ID=168472

Will this work?!! I had one just like it except it was black.... It even had the same Ford F-100 hub caps!! Pulled it with a 1982 S-10, with the 1500# payload package......I should be dead!!

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Yep! Thats the one! We must have had the same rigs! I have great memories of my Dad and I going to shows in this set up and he remembered each show by how good the food was! And with what else all american, but with a POA and a yellow horse that wouldn't load ~ ever! LOL

Now, John just needs the people who posted a 2 hs.gn. w/lq a few months ago to help him with his paint job! They really did a number on hers. Something about "Kick A_ _" on it? Too fun! 

Let me guess.... OH! I KNOW...It's the ilusive... "BLUE MOON TRAILER"!!!   Often talked about, but no body seems to have ever seen one!!

Well now that we have some different points of view I have rethought this whole deal. Sidney McCains trailer might have to be from Canada or Mexico if the labor unions keep driving industry outside of the US. I'm sure that Hussien Obama finds it shameful that American bussinesses are getting the contracts overseas, why wouldn't we give those contracts to foriegn nations, you know "free trade" slick Willy signed that one into law. But back to trailers, maybe Sidney McCains tires would also have to be made overseas due to all the government regulations against industry today, with the libs threat of taxing industry based on a carbon footprint, that would surley be a boost to the economy. What was I thinking, the gas in Hussien Obama's truck would come from his buddy down in Venezuela, he would probley be the first of the rouge dictators for Hussien Obama to visit. Speaking of gas Hussien Obamas plan of taxing the profits of the gas companys, that should lower the price of gas, the libs have a great record on gas prices, the national average when they took control of congress $2.62, national average today????? One more little thing, I don't think we would see any "I support the troops" stickers on Hussien Obama's trailer, he couldn't even take the time to visit with them overseas once he was told he couldn't bring any cameras. Sidney McCains trailer could be converted into a rolling emergency room, because if Hussein Obama gets his nationalized health care you will need McCains trailer to get a band-aid, the government has such a good record with healthcare, just look at Medicaid-Medicare($70 Billion a year in fraud).

Before you go after me, look in your garage or barn, I can proudly say that there is not one foriegn nameplate in my garage, driveway or barn, and I firmly believe that if that were the case in all of America, we would be better off.

As a side note, I don't think either one of these clowns will make a good president, I will be voting for the less of two evils, niether one can "change" anything becuse they are political party hacks, but one has promised to raise my taxes and one hasn't, I think DC has enough money now.

The guy flipping hamburgers down at McDonald's?

Typical finger pointing. Don't forget all the Dems that also voted for it. Besides...it takes two thirds in both the House and the Senate to over-ride a veto. The support wasn't there to over-ride the veto. NAFTA was a Rep & Dem fubar.

That would eliminate your choices in Doctors/Hospitals, I can see someone going to school for 8+ years for the promise of lots of chickens.

Sorry, but I just had to add that most new Doctors I see don't want much to do with a pig.

unless they are using the pig heart valves to replace human ones....  Pre 1965 ish, medical ins was not the norm.....most people had to pay as they went which kept prices somewhat within in the realm of reasonableness.....  There were many times a country doctor took produce or livestock or whatever in lieu of cash as payment.  Again, this is just my op.

Most vets go to school for 8 years too.  Doubt if money is their motivation either. 

On the other hand, the Parelli performance and tack sale is designed specifically to get money by selling stuff

unless they are using the pig heart valves to replace human ones....  Pre 1965 ish, medical ins was not the norm.....most people had to pay as they went which kept prices somewhat within in the realm of reasonableness.....  There were many times a country doctor took produce or livestock or whatever in lieu of cash as payment.  Again, this is just my op.

YEA! How many of those old doctors are still in business?!!

Most vets go to school for 8 years too.  Doubt if money is their motivation either. 

You ain't had to call the VET lately, have you ? $$$$$$$!!

On the other hand, the Parelli performance and tack sale is designed specifically to get money by selling stuff

And he and his wife would starve to death waiting for me to buy his "B.S. SNAKE OIL"!!

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Now back the Potential Presidential horse trailers..... We all seem to get all side tracked when someone designs something we don't particularly care for....... I double either one of the candidates could tack up a horse, let alone hook up a trailer and get a horse loaded!!

We're in a country of 300,000,000 people and this is all we got to pick from, Sidney McCain and Hussein Obama.......

 An old man (his name is BOB) at Jack's Country Store the other morning was cussing and raising hell about Russia invading Georgia!! He said, "if you don't watch out, they will have slipped over into South Carolina and Tennessee, before you know it. We should have taken them &%^#%^**&^%##&* $.O.B.'s over when we had the chance at the end WWII"  I thought to myself, "Bob has finally jumped track. All that aluminum from those Budweiser cans have settled in his brain and the Alzheimer's is begining to kick in and he's flashing back to the Cold War and to Nineteen Hundred and Fourty Five"!!...... He probably can't even spell my name, but, I almost believe I would vote for him if he were running for president....... He's probably got alot more common sense that either of the other two candidates, put together!!

BOB for president......His Motto... "Let's Take a BIG DRANK"!!!

I kinda like the HWBar/McCain trailer for what it's worth. Don't think I would want a trailer built from combustable material, Obama type trailer.

Something to think about: "How To Save the Government $5 Million!"

A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, lasting until he is 80 years old.

Assuming the next president lives to age 80:

1. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension, as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president.
2. Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms, so would receive $4,973,800 in pension.

Therefore, it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November.

Now, how's that for non-partisan thinking???

Do you mean the personal vendetta that was approved 77 to 23 in the US Senate, that would be 29 of the dems supporting the measure? Is that the one you are talking about?

I still think you are talking about the personal vendetta that was approved by the Senate 77-23, and the reason for the vendetta was said to be a "Slam Dunk" by then Democratic CIA Director George Tenet, it's also the vendetta that was due to 16 violations of UN resolutions in the 12 years since the cease fire agreement after the Gulf War. You know the UN don't ya, they have a real conservative record don't they? But, back to trailers maybe Sidney McCain could have two trailers the first one that I decribed above, and a second one with padded walls and cieling for the "hate Bush" crowd so they won't hurt themselves bouncing of the walls trying to figure out another Bush conspiracy.

As far as the trailers go I would take McCains.  It might have horse poop but just about everything can be cleaned out and polished.  As far as the two running for office they remind me of the two headed snake - made news but short lived.  Alot of people are in need of assistance right now with our high unemployment. NAFTA is here to stay - it has its bad and good points.  There was a time like country doctors they did take food, animals that they need to live from.  There was a time when nurses make house calls and turned the tide on ingorance since they provided medicine and guidance to families and so did doctors.  Our society and our values changed.  I guess we get what we paid for - Greedy, money hungry, people that make rules/laws that they feel others should obey.  I think it is time to stop paying and turn the tide.  We did it in throughout the years.  The "WE" or "I" generation will (more than likely) just complain about it and still go on its way.  My great-grandparents and parents were rebels - they felt change was needed - so they changed it.  As far as the troops - I just want God to watch over them and try to keep them as safe as possible.  It nice when you can get up on your soapbox when your safe in America.  My grandmother was something else:  She would say something like:  "His (the presidents) mother should slap the poop out of him for starting something like that."  I'm glad my grandmother did not know his mother - that would definitely would be a phone call you would not want to hear.         

I whole-heartedly believe that we are in a mess in the US, taxes are to high, government corruption is through the roof(both Partys), nothing gets done unless deals are made to take care of him/her, I don't see how that either party can fix it because they are so wrapped up in the political machine/process that they can't make decisions based on practicallity or usefullness, the politicians of today make their decisions based on who it benifits/politically. Way to much special interest involved in politics today. The last couple of nights Fox News at 8:00 have had a special running about who these two candidates are. It has been very interesting of course the "hate Bush" crowd would never see it with open eyes, neither would the "hate Clinton" crowd. The problem I see is that most folks are not engaged in the process one bit. As long as they have time to get little Johnny/Janey to whatever thay have to do today, and they still have time to meet at the fast food restaurant to eat, with a little time to catch up on homework/yard work/ ect....... then they are fine.

I have people tell me they are going to vote for Obama because he is going to "Change" things, I ask what's he going to change? They don't know............ I ask the same question about McCain,..... the answer is,......... well he will finish this war. Again no clue.........Most people don't have any idea how much they paid in taxes last year. I think we should have to sign a check every week to the government, do you ever wonder why it is so painlessly taken out of your check? Do you wonder why most small business folks are financially conservative? They do have to write a check to the government. I think it's time for "change" also, time to change the whole damn process and vote someone into office that doesn't seek the power of the office, but instead wants the job so as to fix the problems.

How does Ross Perot look to you today? That's what this country needs is a leader, someone who can pull this mess of a country up by it's bootstraps, send all the lobbiest/special interest groups home. Reduce the tax burden on everyone, and stop paying folks not to work, start paying them for living the dream. Encourage folks to prosper instead of helping them maintain a life of poverty. You want to fix the imigration problem then stop the welfare programs, it won't take long before those folks stomachs tell them they need to go get a damn job, and a mass exodus off illegals will leave. Enough of my ranting, I got to got to work, so I can pay taxes, so this sorry bunch of politicians in Washington will have some money to blow this afternoon.

Never thought I would say this, but well said HWBar.

Dito! Also, can you find us a candidate that would put prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance back into our public schools?

I personally am ready for the preverbal pendulum to swing back to more family values and kids being held accountable for their actions (adults as well!).